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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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woman,watering

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".

The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."

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businessman:2

A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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woman,roses

Proposal

Married men live longer than a single men, but married men are lot more willing to die!

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caveman,television
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

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