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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

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businessman

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

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man,paint can

Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!

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man,weed

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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elephant

The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...

1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.

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