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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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businessman:2

Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?

Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'.

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caveman,food

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

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businessman:3

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

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man,calling

man,calling
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.

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