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woman,watering
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

44    


My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

58    

caveman,television

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

64    

businessman:3

woman,roses
Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"

He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".

She says: "What are you thinking now?"

"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"

103    


Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

40    

caveman,food

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