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woman,rosesSometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she charged.

"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs!"

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lol /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 month ago

Sweet :)
charlie /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png4 months ago

But Eve didn't know about Lilith, she wasn't taken from one of Adam's rib. Maybe sometimes Adam liked to see his former wife...
Lexi4 months ago

i believe only in Greek gods and am disgusted by the thought of only 1 god, so this joke was absolutely a MAJOR failure. I had to read the comments just to GET it, and it still wasn't very funny.
Bored at Work1 year ago

You dont have to touch a bible to understand this just the basics of christen religion which you can get from the history channel or other various sources such as wiki. another thing is this is a multi national site.
charlie russell1 year ago

yeah, but do notice MYOB that most of these people may have never touched a bible
MYOB1 year ago

God took one of Adams ribs and made Eve. So, if he still has the same amount of ribs, she's the only woman and he's not cheating on her.
A-DUH!!!
Amy1 year ago

lol loving the joke
smelley1 year ago

what the hell i dont even understand this
ftr1 year ago

if you dont get it... eurgh, i think i lose all hope for humanity... jeez
Steffen1 year ago

He Bob, here is the link to that joke and another one for more background info:

http://jokes4all.net/jokes/adam/jokes_100.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_and_Eve
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