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blonde:4What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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jericho1 year ago

interesting, dear dear charlotte, your a bitch ( i misspell and im prood)
Bored at Work1 year ago

Indeed the comments are more entertaining and they do keep getting stupider. As for Dear^2 Charlotte you apperently don't know as much as you think you do about the mentally handicap. One we don't use the work retard that is un-polite and politically incorrect. Two you can never stop being autistic... I know this because my brother is also autistic and He is lower also higher functioning and was intergrated into normal ed classes even though we can never carry out a conversation.

You want errors found ok, but and and are not the begining of a sentence for one, and saloon keeper is indeed 2 words and you have it both ways make up your mind, you also misspelled Charlotte near the end. It would be "She wants your attention, she craves it, I am almost sure of that."Also by saying that you are not Charlotte then stating that she iwll drop this huge "bomb", seems to me you are Charlotte.

Oh and my hair is black also. I do however like your very well thought out answer it does show that this site is not completely hopless.
*is amused*1 year ago

It's getting kind of hard to follow the comments on these jokes, as they just keep getting more unintelligible and stupider and stupider. It's mildly amazing. The comments are funnier than the joke...
young and fun1 year ago

hey heard what youve had to say dear dear charlotte but take a break its a joke website and you really want to see some text typing here i go hey wubu2 im kl nm nm im kl at da mo lking at jke pge seein hw annoyed ppl get :P
meme1 year ago

just to say somthin about wot me sed... it was arriganally their bt it got chnged *** exsuse spellin** n dat joke sucked!!
Dear Dear Charlotte1 year ago

To the person who wrote the joke: This is a lame, old joke. Come up with something
A. Funny
B. On your OWN.

Even if it isn't A, make sure it is B. People get tired of hearing the same thing a thousand times!

To Dear charlotte:

I'm not charlotte, but I've got a bit to say.
First of all, stop calling people retards. Retards are actually intelligent. Sure, they have a problem with brain development, but it is NOT their fault. Take autistic people, for example. A lot of them are classified as retarded, like my brother. But autistic people actually have fantastic memories and are highly intelligent. Do you make fun of someone with cancer? Depression? Sure, they have a mental problem, but it isn't their fault. They cannot help it. The amazing thing is that some are intelligent enough to work around it and wind up normal. I know an autistic boy who talks normally. If I didn't know he used to be autistic, I never would have guessed. This boy acts NORMAL. And only a few years back, he could not communicate at all.

I agree, though, that chatspeak way of typing is annoying. Everyone should quit typing that way; it's disgusting.




You say "You must be blonde because you type like a retard. I'm not saying all blonds type like retards....". That's like saying, "I didn't say all Democrats were saloonkeepers, what I said was that all saloon keepers are Democrats."

But you criticize her typing while you say, "but you my friend does". And you have 3 errors in your short sentence. You can look through this long paragraph thing and I can bet you won't find one single one.

You spelled because wrong, forgot an apostrophe in I'm, and said does instead of do.

And personally, I think charlotee is lying. No one could be that ditzy without trying. Don't you see? She WANTS that attention. She craves it. I think.

I bet she'll come on here and drop a HUGE bomb on you by typing this really long, well-thought out, intelligent response and you'll just be blown away.

And no, I'm not blonde. My hair's black.
Dear charlotte1 year ago

You must be blonde becuase well you type like a retard. Im not saying all blondes type like retards but you my friend does.Type like a normal person, idiot.
charlotte1 year ago

i was blonde yesterdaii nd died my hair brunetee nd yh it is artifical intleligence nd i dnt lyk it neither do da lads i wana go bk blonde but i gota wait till 6 wekks ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ashley1 year ago

come on that sucked
kasey1 year ago

put a bit of effort in coz that is really shit
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