Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
My wife is blonde and i couldn't wait to tell her this one.
I laugh even when I think of this joke. It cracks me up. Great joke
that was really funny
Amber doesn't understand the fact that it is the repeat of the five o clock news he thinks the guy jumped again
hmmm i don't get it
dat was quite gd