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Batman · Nuns · Drinking · Drunks · Police
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policeman,shieldOne night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.

After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.

Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.

As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."

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me /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 month ago

wasting time
harley quinn /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 month ago

The last line should be batman saying..."I thought you'd be tougher penguin!"
Emma /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png2 months ago

that was sooo not funny I didnt get it at all
Robin1 year ago

That is the unfunniest thing i've ever read. Give me my 15 seconds back...
...1 year ago

the only curse word in there is shit and my 7 year old sister says shit constantly...
Drew Chapin1 year ago

Is the drunk man supposed to be referring to the nun as batman or the police ?
either way it's not that funny...
erica1 year ago

i agree with the both of u i don't get whats wrong with cursin but it would still be funny if jim would just beat the nun senseless!!
Chris1 year ago

What's wrong?

This should not be read by an under-15-year-old because of cursing. The "beat the nun senseless" version would be rated as suitable for all though... So cursing adds nothing to the joke and legally limits the audience considerably...
Dale1 year ago

Why the F not?

I agree with you actually. This joke is just as funny if Jim "beats the nun senseless."
roxann1 year ago

this is a funny joke...but why does everything have to curse?
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