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Penguins · Police · Beaches · Zoos
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tux,linuxA police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says OK, and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!"

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queen3 months ago

sum peeps r so blond
umar mulla1 year ago

u no wat ur rite 4get bout the blond pussy thing
Black Haired Man Bored at Work1 year ago

Ok 1 this joke has nothing to do with blonds. Its about taking some stuff litteral and double meanings. If you are going to say your not dumb don't type everything in fragments that doesnt make sense. Again jokes are about blondes being dizzy not dumb. And the whole blonds are only for ------ you will live a sad and very lonesome life. In short its a sterotype nothing more ... It doesnt mean its law.
umar mulla1 year ago

blondes r ony good 4 getti pussy
Ty1 year ago

not funny at all
meme1 year ago

im blond n im nt stupid n dat joke was quite gd :p
tony1 year ago

lol...
MYOB1 year ago

f**k all you ppl who say blondes are f*****g dumb or sluts. We're not.
Yeah I.m blonde.
Got a problem?
wateva1 year ago

f**k u chickrn most blondes rnt dumb or sluts
chickrn1 year ago

blondes are only good for a one nite stand
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