How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) "Hmmm ... well there's an interesting question isn't it?" 2) "Define 'light bulb' ..." 3) "How can you be sure it needs changing?" 4) Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.
How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
i agree with erica enough og the god damn light bulb the joke wasn't funny one damn bit so go kiss your mom's ass
just seriously, shut up
"What lightbulb?"
"they don't change the light bulb. they change their perspective."
"Most people are afraid of change but change is inevitable."
"The more things change the more they remain the same."
"None. If change is necessary, the necessity for change will bring about the change."
enough of the fucken lightbulb