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Chairs · Students · Philosophies · Philosophers · Existence · Professors
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office chairA philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."

So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn't exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.

Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades ... and to the amazment of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.

His answer to the question: "What chair?"

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Wiz /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

Excellent one, at that.
umar mulla1 year ago

im gonna do that on 1 of mi finals
meme1 year ago

i had 2 do somthin like dat at work
just myself1 year ago

i like that
DG1 year ago

I was actually the 30 second guy in my logic class - we were asked to write about free will and predestiny. I wrote the chorus to the Rush song Free Will and got an A.
Jamie H.1 year ago

That is HILARIOUS! I wish all finals werew like that LOL
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