Jokes:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Log On  |  Register
Jokes
» Random» Top» New» Game» Submit» Topics» Maillist» Homepage Tool» Google Gadget
Joke
» 4 Comments» 0 Corrections
Jokes
Pics
Games
Sayings
Cartoons
Videos
Texts
Homepage Tools
HomeHome

Jokes > Random > Joke 721

Search
Rank: 144
Laws · Philosophies · Philosophers
/x/star_l2.png/x/star_l2.png/x/star_l2.png/x/star_l2.png/x/star_l2.png

books,judicial scaleThe First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

Google GadgetNext JokeHomepage Tool
4 Comments
Corrections
CC List
Hide Tabs
Write CommentNewest First
mina4 months ago

blah blah blah ted wouldn't a simple "lol so true" been easier
Ted /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png5 months ago

It has taken me a long time to realize how accurate these laws are. The reason is that life is so large that it contains contradictions. Each philosopher considers one aspect of life and ignores its contradictions. Another does just the opposite. They both can logically prove their case, but their limited view inevitably is wrong for the big picture.
Wiz /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

Important laws actually.
Wiz /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

Nice joke.
Write Comment
<<1>>
Newest First
Contact   Legal Notice   Statistics   Quotes