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Chemists · Deaths
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chemistChemist's last words

1) And now the tasting test ...
2) And now shake it a bit ...
3) In which glass was my mineral water?
4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?
5) And now the detonating gas problem.
6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.
7) Now you can take the protection window away ...
8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?
9) And now a cigarette ...

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youp /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png7 months ago

10) I want to sneeze
meme1 year ago

how dont you get it?!?!?! it isnt hard!!
ash1 year ago

either do i
aaa1 year ago

I don't get it.
Frank1 year ago

They're all the things a chemist would say before something killed him.
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