I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
Funny, I get it the jobs is to do with how many babies. LOL
Harparam
1 year ago
This is a dumb joke
I kno more than you
1 year ago
To "This joke is dumb!!!!"
1)The size of the 'belly' doesn't change, the 7 babies would just be born prematurely. 2)Some people don't want to know all of the details they prefer to wait. 3)Sometimes even doctos get all the details wrong. 4)Its just a joke, calm down you stupid wanker!
This joke is dumb!!!!
1 year ago
I'm sorry but thats really dumb! Wouldnt they already of known how many kids their wifes were going to have?!Sizes of the bellys and scans and midwifes and stuff like that?! they would of had months to prepare for the kids!!!
umar mulla
1 year ago
that better find a new job in like 30secs
no
1 year ago
this is so not funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JK lol this is funnt lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abc
1 year ago
That joke was actually good. Some of the jokes are sick and not funny. :D
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"
Funny, I get it the jobs is to do with how many babies. LOL
This is a dumb joke
To "This joke is dumb!!!!"
1)The size of the 'belly' doesn't change, the 7 babies would just be born prematurely.
2)Some people don't want to know all of the details they prefer to wait.
3)Sometimes even doctos get all the details wrong.
4)Its just a joke, calm down you stupid wanker!
I'm sorry but thats really dumb! Wouldnt they already of known how many kids their wifes were going to have?!Sizes of the bellys and scans and midwifes and stuff like that?! they would of had months to prepare for the kids!!!
that better find a new job in like 30secs
this is so not funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JK lol this is funnt lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That joke was actually good. Some of the jokes are sick and not funny. :D
hehe that was not yucky it was funny :)
lol :p
lol