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Jesus · Mothers · Adulteresses · Weird · Sins · Mary
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Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!"

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i(l)jesus /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

lol i fcking love it!
and btw im like a strict catholic with an open mind
but i bloody Love it!!!!!!!!
mulan1 year ago

tht's not funny
*is amused*1 year ago

i think just myself and this is me who are you? are the same person...whoa.
Gespenst1 year ago

It's better with the shorter punchline of "Mom!..."
Well1 year ago

That was one good joke, not blasphemous either. My Cathecist mother laughed when i told her that, and to think she's an uptight catholic. So people who have issues with this joke need to rethink their mindframes and and please refrain from going OMG!!! THIS JOKE SOXXXXXXXORZZZZZZZZ!!!

And if you're still offended by this joke you're an insult to christianity.
bitch1 year ago

dude, thats fked up. i luv jesus, if any one has a problem, shove it!!!!
krissy1 year ago

yo that is mad funny
just myself1 year ago

that wasn't even funny!
this is me who are you?1 year ago

that is NOT a good joke
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