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moneyA man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"

She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the hell out!"

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Amy /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png3 months ago

hahaha!

'Shall i pack 4 beach or mountains?'
'just get the hell out!'

WAY sexist but funny
Mina4 months ago

hahahaha lmao
Nik /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png5 months ago

:O lol
fghgfbnb /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png6 months ago

this is really stuipid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png8 months ago

if you dont get this your a fucking retard
jeely /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

people it's only a joke!!! get over your selves
Bored AT Work1 year ago

He is kicking her out so he can get a younger hotter model who will do his bidding....Now an days its all money and hott ------- what ever happend to falling in love and being happy.. must have went out with the 1920s.
Gina1 year ago

I really don't get this!
umar mulla1 year ago

id say poor woman but i jus gotta go with the guy...
i mean hes prob a millionare
umar mulla1 year ago

charlie russels rite
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