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Cows · Ducks · Mad Cow Disease · Animals · Farms · Mad · Diseases
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cowSo there were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said,"I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

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matt /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 month ago

hahaha for those that don't get it the other cow has the disease and thinks they're ducks
bob /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 month ago

i dont get it
wtf /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png8 months ago

r u f*in kidding me
pretty princess /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png9 months ago

i thought that it was really good well done! can you get some more in like every day because when i get home i will be looking foward to looking about what you ahev got next
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