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Why doesn't jesus play hockey?

Beacuse he's scared to get nailed to the boards.

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mike2 months ago

Mossie you need to shut your mouth.. i play hockey and that was funny
Mossie4 months ago

If only you realize what you are doing!! You can say its just a joke and that people must lighten up, but do you really realize that JESUS died for you and me, HE bled and suffered for us!! How can anyone make fun of the ONE and ONLY KING, yhe one that is going to guge us and think its funny.... May GOD realize that you are a fool and forgive you for your stupidity......
Cutie /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png4 months ago

wow, i mean WOW that is taking it way too far. all u guys who are sayin 'lighten up' uhh no this is soooo not funnny, some religion jokes are funny but this? no way
haha /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png7 months ago

hilarious!
Matt /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png7 months ago

That is going way too far. Jokes and religion need to stay separated
Gnome /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png9 months ago

Wow, you losers need to lighten up. You need to learn to laugh.

Why doesn't Jesus play football?

Illegal headgear
christ killer /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png9 months ago

jesus is a jew
seth /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png10 months ago

Why did Jesus cross the road??

He was nailed to the chicken
Mark /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

Haha i agree with you Tom. Seriously everyone thats offended made this joke funnier. Im catholic and i play hockey and im not offended so people that are offened need to go suck a dick and chill out its just a joke
Bored at Work1 year ago

Wow tom way to still a joke from The Crow... good movie though.
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