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McDonald's · Yo Momma · Fat
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Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!

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bumhead mcghee /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png10 months ago

yo mummaz so fat when she she wore a yellow raincoat everyone yelled taxi
ashley /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png10 months ago

your mummas so porr that when i asked her where the toilit was she sed pick a corner
rennz /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

your mummas so poor that when she kicked a tin can i ask her what she was doing, she said "im moving!'
your mummas so dumb that she sat on the tv and watched the couch
your mummas so fat that when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang "we are family!"
your mummas so fat that when i tried to drive around her ill ran out of gas
your mummas so dumb that she sold a car for petrol money.
your mummas so dumb that she tried to steal a free sample
your mummas so ugly that when she said plege of aliance she got arrested for mulating the flag
your mummas so fat that when a bus hit her she said "Who threw that rock?!'
jericho1 year ago

your mammas so fat she needs planning permision to sit down
Bored at Work1 year ago

Wow I rember these in Junior high... that was a decade ago or so they havent changed at al.
yo' mumma...1 year ago

yo mummas so fat when she sat on the rainbow...skittles popped out
hhahahahahah!
heres another one
your mummaz so fat she plays pool with the planets
hahahah
your mummaz so ugly she didn't have to dress up for halloween
heheh:):p
your mummas so fat that when she went to KFC she ordered the bucket on the roof
haha no!
yo mummas so fat she won the race....but only cuz McDONALDS was behind the finish line
your mummas so dum she tried to drown a fish
your mumma so fat she makes shamu look skinny

yo mummas so fat that when she turns around its her birthday

yo mummas so ugly..that even mirrors laugh at her
whatz up mammas1 year ago

your mamma is sooo fat that when she turned ove she miss episoed of hollyorks
meme1 year ago

lmao wot the hell am i the only person nt puttin a ur mam's so fat joke or somthin?!?!
coolgurl1 year ago

your momma's so fat, they had 2 make the doors 2 walmart a mile wide!
bec1 year ago

your mummas so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway
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