Jokes - Joke 5847
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| A pregnant woman's water broke and she had to go through a dark alley to get to the hospital. She was shot three times, but she was okay and two girls and a boy were born. The bullets were never removed. Five years later one of the girls said, "Mommy, Mommy! I was peeing and a bullet came out!" The woman told her the story. The same thing happened with the other girl. The son came up and said, "Mommy, Mommy! I was masturbating and I shot the dog!" |
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