Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"
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omg i lved it that is halarious
that wasnt that funny, i agree with the others. :0
so i loved it. cracks me up!! XD
I am soo gay!
LOL this joke is soo funny haha
dang this don work...
i wished for a 15inch...
all i got was 10...
How is that no 1?? ive heared better jokes from a 3 year old!!:@
How do you get jokes on this site?
have have a few good ones
this is like i need a pencil on my dick lol. or like i need a penis on my butt.lol