Jokes - Joke 5270
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| A man goes to a dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles," the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas. The man objects again: "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills." The dentist then returns and says: "Here's a Viagra tablet." The patient says: "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!" |
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