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| Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions" he observed. To the first mother he said: "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers: "Come on Dick, we're leaving." |
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