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| A Baptist missionary in Africa was just walking when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion." In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: "Oh Lord," he prayed, "I thank thee for the meal which I am about to enjoy" |
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