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tax officeThere are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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ajajajajaj /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png4 months ago

ha ha... i get it
Mina4 months ago

i agree with eman 100% screw your self donald
charger /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png5 months ago

exactly
Meg /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

I stll dnt gt it. wat iz it mean?
Bored at work1 year ago

Wow Donalds mean ! is close minded Eman is entirely right and I found it funny that Eman did every number in binary. binary is a base 2 counting system used by computers as electrica plus on or off. we use base 10 because we have 10 fingers. So thats all this really is there is also Hex which is cool to after 9 they have a, b, c, d, e, and f. It's another easy thing for a computer cause ever 4 bits equal 1 hex number so 1000 is 8 and 1111 is F and so forth. Noone ever called Donald a nerd.. He probally is knowing binary but thats life. "!" Who made bad words bad in the first place? The F word is only a abreviation of Fornication under the consent of the King many so called bad words have other meanings and society has just turned them bad.
meme1 year ago

gdgd lol ... funny
...1 year ago

Perhaps an explanation would be better served like this: In binary, there are only two digits: 0 and 1. In decimal - what we use every day - there are ten digits: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.

Now, we write ten as "10" because we don't have a digit for it. So, in decimal, after 9, we reset our current digit to zero, and add one to the digit to the left, taking it from a 0 to a 1, making 10.

In binary, we run out of digits much faster. In fact, with a single binary digit you can express 0 and 1, and... that's all. So, we do the same as we do in decimal - reset the current digit to 0 and add 1 to the next digit to the left, and that makes... 10. And since we came here from the number 1, that means that 10 in binary is 2.

Anyone who wants to learn more can find a decent reference at http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Binary_numeral_system&oldid=107761766 . Good luck, and have fun!

Oh, and a limerick I remember, for some fun ('cause I'm bad with jokes):

There was a computer saleslady, Lenore,
Who loved her job, but she loved the beach more,
So she found a new way
To combine work and play,
And sells C shells on the sea-shore.
meme1 year ago

y r we arguin ova a joke
Johnno1 year ago

Goes to show that people like "Meg" here are why the human race is completely fucked.

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That is some funny shit. Better than most of the shit jokes on this site. Don't call him a nerd "!" But that is if slightly harsh, FUNNY SHIT!
Eman1 year ago

Donald,

You are a dork but that is irrelevant. What is relevant is you didn't really explain the binary system (although you were 100% correct) and belittled others while stroking your own ego.

The real reason that the human race is in for it is because at least 1 in every 10 people are negative. (and that means 110010% of the people). you are 1 of them.

Meg,

The reason is because you are one of those who don't understand binary and that is just fine. 1100011 people in 1100100 don't understand Greek and for others, it's all Greek to them.

and "!",

Please don't shout. You come across as dorkish as Donald.
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