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Breakfast · Husbands · Wives · Alcohol · Marriages · Cheating
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woman,rosesThe angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."

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anthersey12 /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png5 months ago

hahahahahahahahaha thats classic
???1 year ago

how the fuck is that yucky?
Abc1 year ago

Not
Abc1 year ago

Haha! That's hilarious
popo1 year ago

yucky but funny :(
meme1 year ago

hehe
theone1011 year ago

this doesnt make sense o.0
sarah1 year ago

huh i dont get it thats dumb
Bored1 year ago

Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! Now that one is good if only there were more on this site
Emma1 year ago

Haha! So funny! Poor woman!
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