One day I got hired to be a walmart greeter. I was doing a fine job untill a women with her two kids come in. This women was very ugly, fat, and discusting. She kept yelling at her two kids, cussing all over the place. I walked up to her and said, "excuse me maim, what lovely kids you have, are they twins?" She cussed at me and said, "what are you fucking retarded, anyone with eyes can tell that they arn't twins, one's 7 and the other is 9!" I though about this for a minute and responded, "I didn't think they looked like twins but i just coulden't believe someone would want to sleep with you twice." That was my first and last day being a walmart greeter.
