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| There are different ways to enjoy sex after marriage. 1) Smurf Sex: This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep it up until you're blue in your faces. 2) Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. 3) Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have kids, so you got to do it in bedroom. 4) Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say: "Fuck you!" 5) Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced and the bitch fucks you before the judge and everyone else in court! |
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