Jokes - Joke 4382
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| A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia. The judge told him: "In 20 years on the bench, I have never heard such a disgusting and immoral thing. Give me a good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key." The man replied: "I will give you 3 good reasons: (1) It's none of your damn business. (2) She was my wife. (3) I didn't know she was dead because she always acted that way!" |
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