Jokes - Joke 4292


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Jake was dying. His wife Becky was by his bedside.

"Becky", he said in a tired voice, "there's something I must confess."

"Shhh, there's nothing to confess, everything's alright" replied Becky.

"No, I must die in peace ... I shagged your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother"

"I know" whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you, you fucking bastard!"

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