Jokes - Joke 4292
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| Jake was dying. His wife Becky was by his bedside. "Becky", he said in a tired voice, "there's something I must confess." "Shhh, there's nothing to confess, everything's alright" replied Becky. "No, I must die in peace ... I shagged your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother" "I know" whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you, you fucking bastard!" |
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