Jokes - Joke 4287
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| A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?". The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said: "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?". The barber looked around at the shop and said: "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said: "About an hour only." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said: "Hey, Bill, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked: "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said: "To your wife!" |
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