Jokes - Joke 4272
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| A soldier ran up to a Nun. Out of breath he asked: "Please, may I hide under your skirt I'll explain later." The nun accepted his request. A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked: "Sister have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied: "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. I hope you will understand, "I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said: "I understand completely". The soldier added: "I hope I am not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied: "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of ballsI don't want to go to Iraq either." |
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