Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.
i dont know i know alot of smart blondes and i know a lot of dumb blonds...im red head and i dont take offence to the irish jokes....very often!! lol...anyway...we all have 'blonde moments' just laugh it off and ull be fine!! holy shit its just a fucking joke!!
Rachel
1 year ago
And when were you 10... a year ago? Seriously you need to just grow up. It's a JOKE, and people take these things way to literally. So instead of acting stuck up and trying to sound extremely clever, how about you spare us all and just enjoy the jokes.
Bored at Work
1 year ago
Honestly Blondes never should have been brought in. Those jokes died in the 90s... they just arn't funny anymore... maybe when I was like 10. Imagined is the correct word depending on how you want to use it. Imagined is a past tense so thus a previously imagined past so laughing you have nothing to laugh about. Again depending on what university you got the scholarships from then maybe it is big but the fact remains that they hand those things out like lolipops at the doctors office.
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1 year ago
Blondes got into this joke when they decided to show their hair color.
To "smart blonde": I believe you. If you think that "university scholarship" is worth anything in real life, you _have_ to be 14. And blonde.
sarah
1 year ago
how did blondes get dragged into this joke its not about blondes is it?
Laughing
1 year ago
I think the word you're looking for is 'imaginary', but hey, you're the smart blonde so I guess I should be thankful you at least got close.
smart blonde
1 year ago
simone obviously you have some delusions as to the state of modern day blondes i am proud to be blonde and i am 14 and already have a university scholarship and if you still have doubts look around you most blondes are smart whereas you have you head stuck in a imagined past
MYOB
1 year ago
I'm blonde, I'm smart, deal with it mother f****rs.
what?
1 year ago
you mean theres no such thing as santa or the easter bunny!!:(:( WAAAAA!!(JKN!wot sort of baby do u take me 4!:))
simone
1 year ago
santa clause, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde are walking down the street. they all see a $20 bill. who picks it up?
the dumb blonde, becuase there's no such thing as santa clause the tooth fairy the easter bunny or a smart blonde.
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
i dont know i know alot of smart blondes and i know a lot of dumb blonds...im red head and i dont take offence to the irish jokes....very often!! lol...anyway...we all have 'blonde moments' just laugh it off and ull be fine!!
holy shit its just a fucking joke!!
And when were you 10... a year ago?
Seriously you need to just grow up. It's a JOKE, and people take these things way to literally. So instead of acting stuck up and trying to sound extremely clever, how about you spare us all and just enjoy the jokes.
Honestly Blondes never should have been brought in. Those jokes died in the 90s... they just arn't funny anymore... maybe when I was like 10. Imagined is the correct word depending on how you want to use it. Imagined is a past tense so thus a previously imagined past so laughing you have nothing to laugh about. Again depending on what university you got the scholarships from then maybe it is big but the fact remains that they hand those things out like lolipops at the doctors office.
Blondes got into this joke when they decided to show their hair color.
To "smart blonde": I believe you. If you think that "university scholarship" is worth anything in real life, you _have_ to be 14. And blonde.
how did blondes get dragged into this joke its not about blondes is it?
I think the word you're looking for is 'imaginary', but hey, you're the smart blonde so I guess I should be thankful you at least got close.
simone obviously you have some delusions as to the state of modern day blondes
i am proud to be blonde and i am 14 and already have a university scholarship and if you still have doubts look around you most blondes are smart
whereas you have you head stuck in a imagined past
I'm blonde, I'm smart, deal with it mother f****rs.
you mean theres no such thing as santa or the easter bunny!!:(:(
WAAAAA!!(JKN!wot sort of baby do u take me 4!:))
santa clause, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde are walking down the street. they all see a $20 bill. who picks it up?
the dumb blonde, becuase there's no such thing as santa clause the tooth fairy the easter bunny or a smart blonde.