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| Two women on the way back from a night out stop in a graveyard for a piss. One wipes her fanny with her knickers and the other uses a wreath. Their husbands were in the pub the next day and the first man says: "I'd better watch my wife, she came home last night with no knickers!" The other man says: "That's fuck all, mine had a card wedged up her arse saying: we'll never forget you, from all the boys at the fire station." |
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