Jokes - Joke 3679
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| There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said: "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful" it was "cute." She said: "What happened to 'beautiful'?" He replied: "The drugs are wearing off!" |
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