Jokes - Joke 3674
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| A little girl finds her dog dead with his legs in the air and she asks her dad why it's like that. Dad says: "It has died and it's like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven." The next day girl says to dad: "Mom nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting: 'Oh Jesus, I'm coming, I'm coming and if the milkman hadn't been holding her down we would have lost her for sure!" |
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