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| A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window. "Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger. "Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years." |
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