Jokes - Joke 2982
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 The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that. |
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