A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, he asked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man," the priest replied.
"Imagine that," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man and apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk said, "but I just read in the paper that the Pope does."
I thought it was funny. The pope blessed child molesting,and justified it by god loves sinners,(He loves sinners so much he hands over innocents and destroys their life,for the pleasure of men that say they are holy?Not the God I worship) So, I have no problem with jokes such as this,because I do not think they are holy,it takes more than a group,putting on a uniform and self proclaiming themselves holy to be holy. Besides it was funny,and while I am at it,thank you for letting me read jokes for free,it makes me feel better when I am a little sad and means more then also.
I thought it was funny. The pope blessed child molesting,and justified it by god loves sinners,(He loves sinners so much he hands over innocents and destroys their life,for the pleasure of men that say they are holy?Not the God I worship) So, I have no problem with jokes such as this,because I do not think they are holy,it takes more than a group,putting on a uniform and self proclaiming themselves holy to be holy. Besides it was funny,and while I am at it,thank you for letting me read jokes for free,it makes me feel better when I am a little sad and means more then also.