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catHow do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.

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gyonis /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

what kind of a joke is that.. set the cat on fire!!! so you basically publish any stupid joke sent to you!
Meh1 year ago

Okay it is a joke and all of you people need to stop freaking out about it. It isn't that big of a deal. I have cats and I think it is really funny but then there are all of you who are freaking out about it and if you don't like the joke then just go on to the next one or better yet get off the site. God.
Margarita1 year ago

This joke should simply be removed from the list, just imagine if instead of cat they used your name and see how that would feel.
annoyed1 year ago

I have cats and I still find it funny... You people need to get over it... It is funny... It is just a joke...
Smitty1 year ago

LOL, you people need to CHILL OUT!!!! This website is dedicated to JOKES! You can come here voluntarily or not, but don't threaten because you don't like it. Go to another whiner website that makes you feel more comfortable and caters to your pansy ass! It's not like the owner(s) of this website wrote the damn joke.

Stupid morons think that just because you don't like it, that it should be taken down. Screw off and leave well enough alone!!

And yeah, I thought it was funny. I've thought it was funny for over 20 years or longer when my brother told it to me. And guess what?!?!? Neither of us did anything stupid to an animal, we had good parents that took ownership of their responsibility and raised us right. More than I can say for half the parents nowadays!!!
angered reader1 year ago

this is a terrable joke, and as you have seen it offends many people so i would kindly ask you to take it down or i will be forced to take serious actions
Chuttles1 year ago

Oh yah kasey, what if there was a special website for cats that says "How do you make a kasey go woof? Soak it in petrol and set it on fire." How would you feel then? This is to all the other jerks that think this is funny, not just kasey.
bob1 year ago

i like cats and tht joke is VERY VERY cruel to cats
tom1 year ago

what's this about a video event??
DISGUSTED PERSON1 year ago

You call this a joke?! This is more like animal cruelty! I work at the RSPCA and have had 2 deal with animal cruelty very much. I do not find this funny at all, and anybody who does find this funny is lacking in intelectual brain power.
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