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St. Peter · Holes · Sodomy · Sex · Pains
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dominatrixA woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo.

"I do not want to go to heaven", she tells St. Peter. "I'll go to the other place."

"You don't want to go there", he replies. "They rape and sodomize you down there."

"I don't care", she answers. "At least I already have holes for that."

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PAUL /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png6 months ago

Its disgusting and sad that you jesus freaks cant take a joke.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Nina /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png8 months ago

Not funny. Totally sick. Makes me not want to vist the site.
and I agree with Lisa on her other points too.
LISA1 year ago

THAT IS DISGUSTING FOR ANYONE TO TALK ABOUT THE PARADISE THAT JESUS HAS FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN HIM......I FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR SOUL THAT FOUND THIS HORRIBLE JOKE AMUSING
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