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woman,leavesHOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.

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Gamedog /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png3 months ago

I would date you any time Meme
Hottie6 months ago

I would arrive naked with beer in my boyfriends bedroom! In fact ive acctually done it before! he came over and we made love!
Bored at Work1 year ago

Ok arriveing naked with beer will impress most men.... I how ever like Rum not beer. 2, a guy can do all those things and in the end he will be forever in the friend zone with the women walking off with the biggest ---- in the room. I know this cause I am a Hopeless romantic who has been fucked too many times... and not in a good way.
hi lol yeah1 year ago

its ashame most women dont know that :(.
GD joke but its more of a fact.
ps. women are unimpressible
umar mulla1 year ago

i wouldn mind doining all that for a girl

i kinda like being romantic
cool1 year ago

cool joke ,but what if da womans really fat and the beer is crap?
John1 year ago

LMFAO!!!Thats so stereotypical, but sadly true in most cases. i wouldnt mind doin all those things tho, it really is for good cause
some rapist1 year ago

Arriving naked is the only thing a woman can do!
jenn1 year ago

ok, this is good... here, here Tian... cheaper anyways...
charlie russell1 year ago

women are just too caught up in their own minds to see what they want in reality is most likely a fantasy....

mainly because guys will do it for a while, get sick of it and say fuck off
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