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With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don't answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line- this is important for the test to work accurately.

You're in Florida ... in Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a news photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

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AlainCh4 months ago

well, for a Pulizer you have to show you are not racist,
on B/W it would show you let a black guy die !

The best chance to save the day are for Color!
Wiz /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

Nice twist. Really good joke. I would have opted the color film, for I have a dislike for the 'classic' black and white. I dunno why, I just don't like it.
GJGDFGFS1 year ago

hes about to drown, not be ripped appart
Chuttles1 year ago

Color, cuz then if he's bleeding you can see the blood. Everyone wants to see George Bush's blood!
lovely. Just lovely1 year ago

Full color.
Then Photoshop it to black and white when necessary. Can't pass up on both options ^___^
.1 year ago

black and white, definitely
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