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Farting · Marriage · Blankets · Men · Women
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couple,walkingA man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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matrix_dune /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png10 months ago

probably coz they are "married"..
rubberducky1 year ago

Why did he fart?
I dont get it.
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