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boy,soapboxOne day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!"

"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.

"Good, Mary." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else?". "How about a lollipop!" said Steven.

"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said.

Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!".

The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"

Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
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SexiAnGel12 /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png5 months ago

Made me kinda horny too.
allie /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png7 months ago

hahahah that is hilarious it makes me feel so hornii
Soapy /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png8 months ago

Jonhy jokes make me feel like sucking it to it is so cool i have done it 100 million with my husband and he does it to my breast and it feels sexy to do it to
chuvanez /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

that's common..............but i like the joke...whaaaaahahahaha
Mushhushshu1 year ago

eww moms freaky weird
//////1 year ago

LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES ARE SO OUT OF DATE......TRY ANOTHER
FUN STUFF1 year ago

little johnny little johnny
XD1 year ago

hehe i always love johnny jokes
lol1 year ago

this is quite funny
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