A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"
I think it was pretty good. It suggested that the little smart guy liked the girl. I hope, though, that the little boy didn't realise that to do that you have to have sexual intercourse! Otherwise, what are we teaching our children?
Truthsayer
1 year ago
The problem with this joke is that the second two don't rhyme.
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.
Cute....Cute!
I think it was pretty good. It suggested that the little smart guy liked the girl. I hope, though, that the little boy didn't realise that to do that you have to have sexual intercourse! Otherwise, what are we teaching our children?
The problem with this joke is that the second two don't rhyme.
this one is damn funny...lol
and i second the thougt