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woman,rosesA woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.

She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"

She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"

She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that blow job I promised you?

Here it comes ..."

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libra48 /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 month ago

What is there to understand. She just blew away the ashes & the story ends.
That is all what a wife can do to her husband.
twut124 months ago

What does this joke mean? I didn't undertsand it..Anybody can help?
Chimmy /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png8 months ago

That's cruel!!!!!!
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