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Whales · Pupils · Teachers · Jonah · Heaven · Hell
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orcaA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him"

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xXILikeFluffySheepXx13 days ago

hehe nice one kid. loved it
Jimmy1 year ago

Nice one...smart kid. The teacher got owned...lol.
kenata1 year ago

oooooo!! thats just evil
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