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Rank: 934 Topics: Whales, Pupils, Teachers, Jonah, Heaven, Hell/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif

orcaA little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him"

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