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Drugs · Police · Policemen · Guns · Cracks
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policeman,donutWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

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simone1 year ago

oh, well you couldn't have told me that twenty minutes ago?!?!?!?! (just kidding)
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